Thursday, August 09, 2007

Destruction Of National Pastime Given Two-Minute Standing Ovation

"Bonds then presented his helmet, gloves, and bat to a steward of the Baseball Hall of Fame for shipment to Cooperstown, where they will be enshrined forever, allowing fathers and sons to come and stare at them glumly as they bear mute witness to baseball's diminished glory."

From The Onion.

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