"'Who's my little sugar pie? I could just eat you right up,' Koeler threatened as she held the vulnerable child above her cavernous mouth and simulated the impending act of cannibalism on his tiny, dangling legs. 'I've gotcha! I've gotcha! Yes I do! Yes I do!'"
From The Onion.
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You know, those legs do look tasty...
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