Thursday, November 01, 2007

Conceptual Terrorists Encase Sears Tower In Jell-O

"According to a 2007 CIA executive summary, the terrorists responsible for masterminding the attack are likely hiding somewhere in Berlin's vast labyrinth of cafés. Though officials said they didn't know if any of those involved in carrying out the plot were still in Chicago, several dozen local performance artists and interpretive dancers have been brought in for questioning."

From The Onion.

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