Area Eccentric Reads Entire Book

"While it's difficult to imagine what compelled Meyer to read more than just the back cover of To Kill a Mockingbird, friends and family members claim the strange behavior goes all the way back to his childhood.
"'I remember when Phil was a little kid, instead of picking up a book, getting bored, and then throwing it at his sister, he'd actually sit down and read the whole thing,' said mother Susan Meyer, who declared she has long given up trying to explain her son's unusual hobby. 'At the time, we thought it was just a phase he was going through. I guess we were wrong.'"

From The Onion.