Mead Releases New Grad School–Ruled Notebook

"'Just think: If you are writing a dissertation on elements of thanatopsis and necromimesis as they relate to cacaesthesian themes of mid-20th-century Irish literature, do you really want your notebook lines to be more than seven millimeters apart?' Luke said. 'Of course not.'
"'When you're in grad school, every millimeter counts,' he added."

From The Onion.