Sunday, February 20, 2011

"Five-Disc Jazz Anthology Still Unopened"

"'Yeah, I should really give that a spin one of these days,' said Marc Bergkamp, 29, who in July 2001 purchased Ken Burns Jazz: The Story Of American Music for $69.99. 'I just haven't had the time to sit down and go through it. I was thinking about putting it on this weekend while I clean my apartment, but jazz isn't really cleaning music. I need something a little more rocking, like The White Stripes or something.'"

From The Onion, 2003.

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