"Future U.S. History Students: 'It's Pretty Embarrassing How Long You Guys Took To Legalize Gay Marriage'"

"Upon learning that gay marriage actually had to go to the Supreme Court, where it barely passed in a controversial 5- to-4 decision, students from the class of 2086 speculated that 'maybe people were just dumber [in the early 2000s],' at which point student Eminem Robertson began to loudly impersonate a bumbling Supreme Court justice from the turn of the century, eliciting loud laughs of approval from classmates."

From The Onion.