"Piece Of Art For Sale On Coffeehouse Wall Has Had It Up To Here With The Wiseass Remarks"

"'Sure, you can snicker with your friends about how I make your kid's finger paintings look like Rembrandts and how I evoke the sense of somebody taking a red and black dump on a canvas, but remember, I'm right behind you,' the painting said. 'I can read every word you type, including that screenplay you've been working on for the past nine months. That's right, asshole. Nice third act, by the way. Very fucking original.'"

From The Onion.