"Upon learning of Brown's remarks, Downocratic leaders openly questioned his commitment to getting up. Said Robert 'Kool' Bell, a top-ranking Brick House Downocrat: 'It is a well-known fact that Brown has, on many past occasions, urged his supporters to get down with they bad selves. In response to his inconsistent voting record and history of waffling on this crucial issue, we will not rest until every American, as is their birthright, has gotten down.'
"'You got to get down,' Bell added. 'Hyuh!'"
From The Onion, 1999.
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