"Al-Qaeda sources confirmed that members of terror cells living in America regularly complain about the extreme difficulty of traveling around the country and say it has prevented them from doing their jobs effectively. A plot to destroy O'Hare International Airport was reportedly abandoned after constant flight delays made coordinating an attack nearly impossible.
"In addition, al-Zawahiri said a terrorist attack on O'Hare couldn't make the commercial aviation center any worse."
From The Onion.
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