Wednesday, September 28, 2011

"Historians Politely Remind Nation To Check What's Happened In Past Before Making Any Big Decisions"

"'The things the historians were saying seemed complicated at first, but now it makes sense to me,' said Sen. John Cornyn (R-TX), who reversed his opposition to oil-drilling safety regulations after checking past events and finding a number of 'very, very sad things [he] didn't like.' 'I just wished they'd told us about this trick before.'"

From The Onion.

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