Monday, January 23, 2012

"Desperate Pandora Employees Scrambling To Find Song Area Man Likes"

"According to genre-tracking department manager Rachel Davis, the problem has been compounded by Lipton's habit of switching without warning between several extremely specific listening profiles he has created for himself.
"'Who makes a station with proto-punk and late-'90s jam bands?' said Davis, explaining how an effort to split the difference by playing the MC5 followed by the String Cheese Incident had failed disastrously. 'There are what, maybe two songs ever recorded that fit those criteria? And he just keeps skipping them.'"

From The Onion, 2010.

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