"Miranda July Called Before Congress To Explain Exactly What Her Whole Thing Is"

"After nearly nine hours of questioning, the committee adjourned without having made any significant headway in determining what July's whole thing is.
"'What an unbelievable slog,' a congressional aide who wished to remain anonymous said following the proceedings. 'That was even more unproductive than the hearings held to find out who the fuck James Franco thinks he is.'"

From The Onion.