"Family Unsure What To Do With Dead Hipster's Possessions"

"'I just can't believe how much stuff Kent collected over the years,' said Lowery Tuesday. 'There's a poster for some movie called Urgh!, stacks of empty Quisp cereal boxes, at least five old lamps that don't work, and a slew of little plastic toys. Obviously, all these things meant something to Kent— but what? And why?'"

From The Onion, 2003.