"'Things are definitely better today than back in ’08, but is this the summer of ’87? Not a fucking chance,' said Biden, reminiscing about his 'prime seed-spreading days,' when he was a carefree 44-year-old senator cruising the Delaware boardwalks in acid-washed Jordache jeans and his pink Sonny Crockett blazer. 'Oh, man, that summer was one hell of a ride. I’d take off the T-tops, pack a cooler full of happy juice, and drive down the strip blasting G N’ R.'"
From The Onion.
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
No comments:
Post a Comment