Friday, April 26, 2013

"USDA Rolls Out New School Brunch Program For Wealthier School Districts"

"'Quite simply, we believe all children of privilege deserve a proper, well-composed brunch plate with complimentary jalapeno cornbread mini muffins and honey butter on the side. With this new program, we can finally begin to offer the superior culinary experience that until now has been sorely missing in school cafeterias from Greenwich, CT to Palo Alto, CA.'"

From The Onion.

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