"The victim was hospitalized with injuries that were not life-threatening. Neither person was identified.
"It was not clear which of Kant's ideas may have triggered the violence."
Not from The Onion.
"Before mass leaders seize the power to fit reality to their lies, their propaganda is marked by its extreme contempt for facts as such, for in their opinion fact depends entirely on the power of man who can fabricate it." --Hannah Arendt, 1951