"At press time, sources reported that the adjunct professor had hit the jackpot when he came across a scarf under a chair."
From The Onion.
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"[L]et a crown be placed thereon, by which the world may know, that so far as we approve of monarchy, that in America the law is king. For as in absolute governments the King is law, so in free countries the law ought to be king; and there ought to be no other." --Thomas Paine, 1776
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