Monday, January 25, 2016

"Disney World Opens New Ordeal Kingdom For Family Meltdowns"

"'We've considered every detail to ensure parents and their kids have the heated argument of a lifetime,' said Bartlett, explaining that the park was split into five themed 'lands,' including Fatigue Island and Hunger Lagoon, each of which can be reached by Mickey's Congestion Junction Railway. 'Whether it's the sheer distance between rides or the unspecified bathroom locations, every aspect of the experience is guaranteed to ratchet up the tension until you and your family are screaming at each other and saying you should never have come in the first place.'
"'No trip to Disney is complete without everyone in your party losing all emotional self-control,' Bartlett continued. 'And at Ordeal Kingdom, we promise that all your wildest family blowups will come to life!'"

From The Onion.

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