Friday, May 20, 2016

"Biden Quietly Asks Obama To Pick Him Up Some Of Those Real Throwing Stars From Japan"

"'Listen, Barry, I need the real deal, so when you're over there next week, snag me a few super sharp ones crafted by a master throwing star maker,' said Biden, adding that he would prefer it if the president could find a few bladed throwing weapons that had 'some cool Japanese shit written on them.'"

From The Onion.

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