"'Those cops cost me a good chunk of change when they yanked my merch, but luckily I've got an extra box of these babies stashed in the trunk of my Zam,' said Biden, who acknowledged the printing was a bit off-center on his knock-off shirts and that he had 'completely blanked' on what Clinton’s logo looked like, but repeatedly insisted the unauthorized apparel was 'pretty damn close.'"
From The Onion.
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