Sunday, July 24, 2016

"Clinton Assures Tim Kaine She'll Continue Serving As President In Event Of Her Death"

"Clinton went on to state that, while tragic, her untimely demise would bring with it a number of political advantages, as no longer needing to sleep, eat, or breathe would free up significant amounts of time for her to focus on running for reelection."

From The Onion.

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