Saturday, October 22, 2016

"Trump Holds Strategy Meeting With Campaign's Top Militia Leaders Ahead Of Election Day"

"'We really need to start ramping up operations in every state during these final weeks before people head to the polls. While we've already built dependable networks in our key strongholds in the Deep South and the West, we must prepare for the prospect of having to take action in places like Missouri and Arizona, too. We want to be as agile as possible so that we can execute a comprehensive and decisive strategy when the time comes.'"

From The Onion.

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