"The dumbfuck, who said he has recently been inspired to take on more ambitious projects that will 'reveal this administration's treachery for all the world to see,' noted that he was particularly excited about an upcoming 'Resistance Cabaret' that he is arranging with several of his equally stupid friends. According to the colossal dope, the evening of music, dance, and short theatrical pieces will conclude with the performers duct-taping their mouths shut and wearing the names of GOP lawmakers on signs around their necks to send a 'powerful message' to Republicans complicit in Trump's agenda.
"The audience for the event, scheduled to take place in the back room of a local coffee shop next Tuesday from 4 to 6 p.m., is expected to include some of the most prominent idiots in the community."
From The Onion.
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