"San Diego Zoo Unveils Severed Rhino Head Attached To Steel Frame As Part Of New Conceptual Wildlife Exhibit"

"Transforming a traditional animal park into a postmodern critique of biology was no simple task, zoo officials said, revealing that it took workers more than three months to demolish the 'Discovery Outpost' and replace it with the 20 acres of empty desert across which they have strewn the skeletal remains of a solitary blue whale. Meanwhile, the park's petting zoo reportedly required $30 million of upgrades to render its former collection of domesticated animals as three-dimensional holograms."

From The Onion.