"A Company Reminder for Everyone to Talk Nicely About the Giant Plagiarism Machine"

"The way I see it, we're family. It really does disappoint me that so many brilliant colleagues—whose genuine breakthroughs I've profited from for years—would be so quick to condemn this newer, stupider way that I and others like me can make money off your life's work, through stealing."

So writes Amanda Bachman at McSweeney's.