Monday, February 26, 2007

U.S. Techno-Industrial Base Eroding Due To Foreign Competition

"Many conservatives in Congress, however, oppose to such change. 'U.S. techno-industrial is hardcore, and it must stay hardcore,' said Sen. Orrin Hatch (R-UT). 'Would Al Jourgensen wear a T-shirt depicting smiley aliens telepathing "Love" to their baggy-pantsed children? Techno should be about hate, not love. Techno is about wearing black and screaming, not standing in one place and swaying peacefully. I say, bring back the days of Skinny Puppy.'"

From a 1997 edition of The Onion.

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