"Embarrassed Library Of Congress Can't Believe Some Of The Albums It Used To Be Into"

"'Don't get me wrong; Ella Fitzgerald, Neil Armstrong's recorded words from the moon, the Velvet Underground—all that's still good, but boy, some of this just does not hold up. I think I've listened to the Frank Zappa stuff and Calvin Coolidge's inauguration maybe twice.'"

From The Onion.