Thursday, August 25, 2005

Bush Calls for Rock Revolution in Weekly Pirate-Radio Address

"WASHINGTON, DC—President Bush called for an end to corporate rock, 'wuss-metal,' and sellout-punk in his weekly pirate-radio address Saturday, delivered from an unlicensed mobile transmitter in the back of his presidential limo. 'You don't wanna be an American idiot!' said Bush over the opening strains of 'Take The Power Back' by Rage Against The Machine. 'Reject Clear Channel's spoonfed bullshit! Wake up, motherfuckers!' An estimated 2,000 listeners in the District of Columbia tune in weekly to Bush's notoriously low-fi, DIY show, The Revolution Will Not Be Podcast, broadcast Saturday from 11 p.m. to 1 a.m."

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