Retired S1Ws Recalled to Active Duty

"'I got a letter from the P.E. the other day,' said James Bomb, 46, also a former S1W. 'I opened it, and read it, and said they were suckers. They want me for their army or whatever? Picture me giving a damn—I said "Never."'
"'Then again, I could use the money,' Bomb added."

From The Onion.