Thursday, February 26, 2009

"Sasha Obama Keeps Seeing Creepy Bush Twins While Riding Tricycle Through White House"

"White House officials, speaking on condition of anonymity, also detailed a disturbing vision experienced by Sasha, who at several points during her encounter suddenly saw the twin girls lying motionless in a pool of spilled strawberry margaritas.
"'She said they kept whispering "we want to party" over and over again,' said one Secret Service agent, who comforted Sasha following the incident. 'God, it's so horrifying.'"

From The Onion.

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