Wednesday, April 01, 2009

"Redcoat Holdouts Still Fighting American Revolution"

"'Somewhere in the Province of Massachusetts Bay there is a loyal countryman in whose farmhouse we can tarry for a night. Once rested, we shall strike a final blow to the treasonous Yankees.'
"Added Thorpe, 'By God, the jewel of the His Majesty's crown shan't be lost!'"

From The Onion.

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