"Area Man Passionate Defender Of What He Imagines Constitution To Be"

"'Right there in the preamble, the authors make their priorities clear: "one nation under God,"' said Mortensen, attributing to the Constitution a line from the Pledge of Allegiance, which itself did not include any reference to a deity until 1954. 'Well, there's a reason they put that right at the top.'"

From The Onion.