"'The new device is an improvement over the old device, making it more attractive for purchase by all Americans,' said Thomas Wakefield, a spokesperson for the large conglomerate that manufactures the new device. 'The old device is no longer sufficient. Consumers should no longer have any use or longing for the old device.'
"Added Wakefield, 'The new device will retail for $395.'"
From The Onion.
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