"After consuming his dessert courses of lavender crème brûlée and a caramelized brioche with a strawberry foam, restating his belief that payroll cuts are simply part of what a modern company has to do, and offering to have further talks on the subject of reducing company expenditures this weekend at his country house, Byatt thanked his colleague for working with him to 'do right by this company' and snapped his fingers for the bill."'Oh, no, no, no, please,' said Byatt, waving away his colleague's hand and putting down the company credit card. 'I got this.'"
From The Onion.
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