Saturday, March 24, 2012

"Greeting Each Other Like Normal Human Beings Impossible For Local Friends"

"'I'm honestly getting a little tired of having them around,' said friend Carl Ruben, who told reporters of a recent gathering in which the two friends appeared on the verge of shaking hands like regular people only to reenact the stare-down between Rocky Balboa and Ivan Drago from Rocky IV. 'I almost wish they'd do their little routines by themselves ahead of time and get it out of their systems. Then maybe we could be actual grown-ups when we're all together.'"

From The Onion.

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