Thursday, May 10, 2012

"Ahmadinejad Kind Of Getting Back Into Old R.E.M. Again"

"'Listening to some of those early albums they did for [record label] I.R.S. has reminded me of how great R.E.M. really was,' said the 55-year-old former mayor of Tehran, who is known for his rigorous implementation of radical Islamist policies throughout Iran. 'Stipe's cryptic vocals combined with Buck's bright, chiming guitar hooks, Mills' melodic bass lines, and the driving beat of Bill Berry's drums creates this ethereal sound that just completely kicks ass.'
"'They're basically like the original alternative rock band,' the controversial world leader and Holocaust denier added."

From The Onion.

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