"'As soon as dispatch informed us that 15 middle-aged guys were talking about "tossing the old pigskin around," everyone on duty stopped what they were doing and got here as fast as possible,' said ambulance driver Reed Macallen, opening a fresh package of Ace bandages and making sure his defibrillator's batteries were charged. 'Given the widely varying levels of physical fitness and lack of any protective gear whatsoever, it's only a matter of time before emergency medical services are required.'
"'Someone's pulling a groin on the first play,' he continued. 'That's pretty much a guarantee.'"
From The Onion.
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