"'True, I have some pictures,' Mirrin said. 'But they were taken a year ago, and from what Maggie tells me, David's hair is shorter now, and the little tyke's been growing like a weed. Sadly, I can neither confirm nor deny these statements because I have no photographic evidence. Maggie says she'll send the boys' new school pictures, but would it be so hard for her to take some photos this summer?'
"'If you need some film or batteries, I would be happy to mail you some,' Mirrin added."
From The Onion, 2003.
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