Saturday, July 07, 2012

"Bob Marley Rises From Grave To Free Frat Boys From Bonds Of Oppression"

"Marley has been touring the country, acting as the voice for America's fraternities.
"'Frata mon's life is hard,' said Marley during a press conference Monday at Iowa State University's Acacia fraternity. 'Professor, he flunk you all the time. Policeman, he ticket you for the noise. Board of Regents, they make so many rule, try to keep the fraternity music down.'"

From The Onion, 2005.

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