"New Study Finds 85% Of Americans Don't Know All The Dance Moves To National Anthem"

"'Surprisingly, we found very few people who knew that once the song gets to "O'er the ramparts we watched," you're supposed to face the person on your right, fold your arms, plant your right foot, and kick around in a clockwise three-quarter circle,' said O'Neill, gracefully demonstrating the move in a traditional red, white, and blue national-anthem cape. 'This sequence puts you in the right position for "And the rockets' red glare"!'
"'That's when you shimmy like there's no tomorrow,' he added.'"

From The Onion.