Wednesday, October 24, 2012

"God Distances Self From Christian Right"

"'Even on some economic issues we don’t quite see eye-to-eye,' continued the Eternal One, a self-described Keynesian who said he has 'serious doubts' about the merits of trickle-down economics. 'And, you know, a lot of this stuff is in the Ten Commandments, too, so I’m already on record as being not in agreement with a good majority of the Christian Right’s views. In fact, in the future, if people could just refrain from grouping us together in any way, I think that would be ideal.'"

From The Onion.

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