Wednesday, April 03, 2013

"History Licking Its Chops To Judge George W. Bush"

"'Oh man, I’ve been holding out a while for this one—just let me at that fucker once and for all,' said the ongoing timeline of human events, which acknowledged it’s been champing at the bit to properly evaluate the 43rd president since he left office in January 2009. 'I’m raring to get that son of a bitch in my crosshairs, carefully analyze each of his foreign and domestic policies, and develop a consensus view of his administration that will endure in the annals of American politics. Let’s do this!'"

From The Onion.

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