"'I had this bleak, empty corner between my stained secondhand futon and the slanting bookshelf where I keep my six DVDs, so I thought it might be nice to put a misshapen, pathetically under-decorated Christmas tree there,' said Uhlir, noting how the shabby miniature pine with its two ornaments and single pitifully draped strand of colored lights really 'tied together nicely' with the ratty, soiled towel he placed beneath the tree and the nearby blinking internet router and tangle of Ethernet cords in the middle of the floor."
From The Onion.
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