"'The wait is finally over!' Sasser said to a throng of roaring event attendees while gesturing toward a rotating image of the sleek new cooking accessory broadcast on a large projection screen in the company’s cavernous, fluorescent-lit exhibition hall. 'With our latest release, we have completely rewritten the rules on what a foil casserole dish can be, and, in just a few short months, customers will have the future of non-metal sheet cooking at their fingertips.'
"'We’ve done it!' Sasser continued to thunderous applause and a barrage of camera flashes. 'Affordable bakeware will never be the same!'"
From The Onion.
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