Tuesday, February 18, 2014

"Fourth-Grader Drawing Big Blank On Which Year 9/11 Terror Attacks Occurred"

"'I know it begins with a two, and I remember it was near "Barack Obama becomes president" on our study timeline, but was it 2005? 2007?' said Ackerman under his breath, squinting down at his fill-in-the-blank test and firmly pressing his small fist against his forehead as he tried to recall whether the largest terrorist attack in American history happened before or after the Iraq War. 'Think, think, think. It’s got to be 2011, right? Yeah, that sounds right.'"


From The Onion.

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