"New Parents Wisely Start College Fund That Will Pay For 12 Weeks Of Education"

"'It’s just a small amount out of our paychecks, but it adds up. And it’s worth it to have the ease of mind that comes from knowing that, after inflation, we’ll be able to cover barely 9 percent of our little girl’s tuition as long as she takes the minimum course load and doesn’t do too many activities.'"


From The Onion.