Friday, April 25, 2014

"Top Theoretical Physicists, R&B Singers Meet To Debate Meaning Of Forever"

"'For many years, the R&B community has posited the classic notion that forever is presumed to go on and on like our love,' said Edward Witten, a string theorist at the Institute for Advanced Study, who acknowledged that while time appears to extend unendingly, it is paradoxically composed of discrete moments such as a tender embrace or a single perfect kiss. 'This assertion then raises a problem of even greater complexity: how to adequately measure the depths of one’s love, a task we now know is impossible thanks to groundbreaking work by a research collective from Caltech and Motown Records.'"


From The Onion.

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