Tuesday, December 02, 2014

"CIA Admits Role In 1985 Coup To Oust David Lee Roth"

"'Had we not moved when we did, there's no telling what kind of detrimental effect Roth would have had on the band's move into more mainstream pop territory and the state of rock music as a whole. We saw the opportunity to remove this uncontrollable megalomaniac from power while safeguarding the American people from his potent influence, and we seized it.'
"'The last thing we wanted was to have another "Panama" on our hands,' he added."


From The Onion.

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