"California Officials Assure Residents There Still Plenty Of Other Natural Resources To Waste"

"Aronow added that if residents did their part and focused on wasting other resources for the time being, then the state's water table could recover, and future generations of Californians would be able to know the joys of poorly setting up a lawn sprinkler that directs the majority of its water onto the roadway and sidewalk."


From The Onion.